Great excuse

My friend from college wanted me to train for a triathlon with her, regardless of the fact that she lives in North Carolina so we'd never actually train in person together. Not to mention that I don't like to run even half a mile, and I'm not very competitive. Now I have a good reason to get out of it (although I can't tell her why yet). I don't think she'll be too disappointed, considering she's been bugging me to have kids for like 6 years.