If your bumper would go through most cars' windows and children could nap inside your tires...
...if you spend more than $25 on fireworks...
(photo courtesy The Winchester Star, yessir right there on our front page)
...if you tailgate at the grocery store on a Friday night...
...if a sign like this tempts you to buy a car (instead of the super deluxe pack of fireworks, roughly the same price)...
...or if you are a fan of your local bank on FaceBook...
...you might be a Fredneck.
3 comments:
Ha ha. I consider becoming a fan of the bank every time I pass the sign...But then I forget about it.
Didn't I take that picture of the tailgaters? I want my royalties.
Nooty, you can have all the proceeds even if "Here, take my camera and get a shot of those guys," doesn't really count as intellectual property.
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