![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgk_y9rQqG02q-3hLTDPXYF8rmjm2TaXGazv8qVrDRALUz80YP74jIeGnDw172BvNmSMj4KiMXdzU6THVPnlEHoW5kYU7NvjGzto23v-4xbPKGyiB9Wgm4E-rRsKypFtziwb5otRgMY0oKC/s200/IMG_2878.jpg)
...if you spend more than $25 on fireworks...
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYPq5Ar_0OwEytEG9BjpjfkzudPheN5VFsfrwfghpxcp4WaIzKbHDDqyUh8lJ8Jk-QdkTYtAWFBpjO847_cCF4i2FgJ5R4Bjr_CyTYJhrD_MsK5SPtfai6dVkqaT5B_sWJLriy2yRN-Z5X/s200/fireworks-5.jpg)
(photo courtesy The Winchester Star, yessir right there on our front page)
...if you tailgate at the grocery store on a Friday night...
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1kSPPqmWxiWYfem_MziO-e7O6bbYAS9GHLIF8uhQ-TZ5txP_OXbNj9a0uQwrfCelc_ltkAF7nrmMuhtc3KRp1s4QZnV5JU1-NAiVRMHfUzwzJycAzhSXHgkrl1rHeNwU9n9rh6jv1ThFv/s200/IMG_2830.jpg)
...if a sign like this tempts you to buy a car (instead of the super deluxe pack of fireworks, roughly the same price)...
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZRT-acqrQPMYV9od5Ej55NKvLvPfMiNN3D338V00c_UiWVBn5g5H8AB6JuNGCcL11Ww4FpxSF7i3g45uIwirNcPKjPPd_C2LvwfJyp2TQ2iGClY8HJhMM_tEjeMzlo0W7PXzvUoXwfUBY/s200/IMG_2889.jpg)
...or if you are a fan of your local bank on FaceBook...
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0SucRoAH9C1T6RxmMdozRZ6PE4xNF8VHi-V1jWFpkbItMFjsn5plnLUxnO-dJ_F7ZZXOiuxECFjB_mFMa9LoIw7ESrhiyuM7EQD9GNBGAL9i-ZTIhsvHujzBJjd4fwm1fYXH7FVmHAja2/s200/IMG_2876.jpg)
...you might be a Fredneck.
3 comments:
Ha ha. I consider becoming a fan of the bank every time I pass the sign...But then I forget about it.
Didn't I take that picture of the tailgaters? I want my royalties.
Nooty, you can have all the proceeds even if "Here, take my camera and get a shot of those guys," doesn't really count as intellectual property.
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