"You are ALL baby."
Usually this comes as consolation after someone else has pointed out that I look like I'm ready to pop, but it never ceases to warm my heart.
In addition to suggesting she is ready to pop or insisting that she may indeed be having twins, another way to irritate a pregnant lady is by stomping on her bladder. You hear this, little Stefano/Maria? I'm all for new tricks, but kindly stick to karate-chopping my other organs.
This is a belly shot I forgot to post of Karen (30 weeks) and me (29 weeks) back when we could wear flip-flops.